gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

(Source: mcaubergine)

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charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

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elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

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utopiacontent:

Benedict Cumberbatch is actually just an awesome goofball.

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I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

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